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Biden holder pressemøde. Det er lykkedes os at sikre en udskrift.

The people of this nation have spoken. They have delivered us a clear victory, a convincing victory.

We’re not going to make America great again. It was never great.

The American people are racist, sexist, homophobic and xenophobic. For God’s sake, they stormed the Capitol!

But we’re going to get them, every last one of them. Read my lips!

When we’re finished with the second amendment, they won’t even be able to get hold of a peashooter! Then comes the first, religion, fake news, hate speech – you know the thing!

I am the best president America has ever had. Donald Trump is the worst president America has ever had.

He was a racist. He was working for Soviet Union.

He was a racist. Putin is a killer.

He’s a homophobic racist. My generals have assured me that our great nation can survive a nuclear war if it’s fought in Europe.

That’s why the transatlantic alliance is back. America is back.

We will rule the world. Of course, Putin wants peace.

He knows he’s going to lose! He’s racist.

You’re all racists.

I’m not taking any questions at this time.

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  1. Det skal bemærkes, at Biden ikke er bange for såkaldte ”tough questions”. Han er vant til en presse, der kan være endog meget kritisk og nærgående, som da journalisten Geoff Bennett for nylig spurgte præsidenten: ”What do you see as the biggest threat to your transition right now given President Trump’s unprecedented attempt to obstruct and delay a smooth transfer of power?”

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